Can I Get a Drumroll, Please?
I found this snare drum on a trash pile, today, on the way home from work. It's a no-name drum, but it does have a Remo head on it.
I strapped it on the rack, and took off.
Every bump I hit made the bungee hit the drum head. So, any stretch of rough pavement resulted in a (literal) drumroll.
I didn't have the dingie bell on the bike, though, unfortunately. So I didn't quite have the one man band thing going.