I found this snare drum on a trash pile, today, on the way home from work. It's a no-name drum, but it does have a Remo head on it.
I strapped it on the rack, and took off.
Every bump I hit made the bungee hit the drum head. So, any stretch of rough pavement resulted in a (literal) drumroll.
I didn't have the dingie bell on the bike, though, unfortunately. So I didn't quite have the one man band thing going.
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What do you call a traffic citation for not having a bell or a horn on your bike?
ReplyDeleteA NO BELL prize!
BA-BUMP-CHEEE
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGG!
BA-BUMP-CHEEE
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Why did the cyclist's enthusiasm drop when the thunderstorm hit?
It began to wane!
BA-BUMP-CHEEE
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?
It's two tired!
BA-BUMP-CHEEE
I'll be here all week!!
Ladies and Gentlemen...The comic stylings of Harold B!
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ReplyDeleteYou'll have to go for a drum/bell ride soon. Let's see how many noisemakers we can attach to a bike, record the audio, and call it avant garde music!
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